1 2 3 Divorce

Driving down the ever entertaining Oaklawn avenue today I saw something that has no doubt been there for years but I have never paid attention to until today.

(For those of you who have not frequented Dallas OR Oaklawn Avenue, let me paint a picture for you. By day it is just like any other normal big city street, lots of cars, people trying to avoid being made into a Chrysler hood ornament, things of that nature. By night it magically turns into the homosexual wonderland in which one can see any number of things including but not limited to, men dressed as women badly, men dressed as women that look more like women than your girlfriends, people carrying wigs, men dressed like superheroes, "African Man" and the occassional transvestite prostitute leaned up against the bus stop trying to look sexy.)

Why, you ask if all of that can be seen, would I be shocked by ANYTHING on this particular street? Well, I drove by a business called, 1 2 3 DIVORCE. The sign exclaiming :

"Your divorce settled in as little as 14 days or its free"

Are you kidding me with this? Now we have a money back guarantee on the sanctity of marriage? Are there people who are really so antsy to get divorced that they would ACTUALLY go to a place called 1 2 3 DIVORCE? I can't imagine that they have the highest quality of attorneys working in this establishment. Can you imagine working there? This business has basically done nothing but cause me to have question after question about it all? Do you get a gift with purchase like at the Lancome counter in Dillards or just a free divorce if it isnt settled in 14 days??

As you can imagine this confused me to no end and almost caused an innocent pedestrain to become a Nissan hood ornament.